Hey Hey! hello to all my internet friends, I’m Stevie T. And uh . . . (laughing into his hands) Apparently the writers of this commercial think guitarists are just a bunch of IDIOTS! Because here we have a commercial, where a girl is playing guitar, playing a SICK shred. A shred so sick that it leaves her dad feeling like a defeated. But did she really outshred her dad?
Did if she really plays such a sick solo? Well, I’ll let you be the judge. Here it is… *SOLO!* (╯o╰)
aaww *stevie is about to burst out* ＦＡＫＥ！ That guitar playing was about as real as Pamela Anderson’s breasticles! Let’s see it one more time. Maybe it looks more real the second time around, we’ll give it the benefit of the doubt. *MORE SOLO!* (╯o╰)
*aaww* Okay, come on Laughing Cow, don’t– Don’t insult our intelligence. Did you really think no one was gonna notice how FAKE that guitar solo was? Cuz that right there… It’s some guitar shreddery-fakery. It’s a fake shred. It’s a “Fred”. What I would like to know is what was the auditioning process for this commercial. “Like, okay, so can you play guitar? No? Perfect.” “and… ummm…” “How well can you pretend to play guitar?” *plz end my suffering* “OOHH! Well, that was just perfect I was totally fooled, meeeh” Okay look, so it’s obvious to us that this guitar playing is fake. But there are non-musicians out there who are probably like: “ohmae god, thot gurl iz like so amaezing at guitar” “clap clap clap clap” But I’m gonna prove to everyone, what it would look like if that girl really DID play that guitar solo. So I’m gonna quickly learn that solo. When I learn a solo, I like to slow the solo down so I can hear every note 😉 It’s a good tip for anyone out there who wants to learn a solo. *slowed down solo*
*sounds like a rock cover of oriental music* Not a complicated riff… *ur boi stevie singing to a slowed down solo* so… *stevie learning that solo* *nice bend m8* *100% accurate solo* There you go, that’s what the solo actually looks like when you play it, Okay, now it’s time to compare it to the commercial. This should prove once and for all the immense fakery. 0 | 1
Laughing Cow | Ur boi Stevie T. I love how she’s like: “Oh, wut’s wrong, Dad? r u jealous of mah sick shreds? mmmmm” Oooh, We’ll see how proud you are when I show everyone what it would sound like, if your guitar was plugged in! *raw footage of the commercial without a solo editted in* And guess what, kid?
That look on your dad’s face… That’s not jealousy of your guitar playing.
That’s the look of embarrassment… TO HAVE YOU AS A DAUGHTER! Because you are a fake guitarist! You’re a “Guifakist”! Nah I’m just teasin’, but seriously on a scale from one to ten. That guitar solo was fake as… Nah I’m just teasin’, but seriously on a scale from one to ten. That guitar solo was fake as ＢＡＬＬＳ! (stevie mocking the girl from the commercial) What am I doing right now. You know what I would do if that girl was my daughter? *fake solo, it’s a “folo”* (╯o╰)
aaaww… ＹＯＵ ＳＨＵＴ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＯＵＴＨ！ You think you can shred?! You’re an embarrassment to your entire family… Now I’m gonna have to school you…
In The Name of Shred *ＳＩＣＫ ＳＨＲＥＤＤＩＮＧ* ＧＯ ＴＯ ＹＯＵＲ ＲＯＯＭ ＵＮＴＩＬ ＦＯＲＥＶＥＲ！ I would like to take a moment to say, that I in no way condone the verbal abuse of children, so I have to say… I apologize for yelling. Do you accept my apology? (╯o╰)
. . . Do you accept my apology? (╯o╰)
. . . Good (╯o╰)
*kill me* You know, this reminds me of those times in the movies, when someone is playing a video game… (Stevie T. spazzing out with a PS4 controller) but it’s so obvious that they’re NOT playing a video game. (Stevie T. spazzing out with a PS4 controller)
but it’s so obvious that they’re NOT playing a video game. (Stevie T. spazzing out with a PS4 controller) Or when someone’s typing on a computer in the movies, (Coding in a nutshell)
and it couldn’t be more obvious that they weren’t typing. They oversell it so much. They just end up looking like a foolish but here I would have liked to see them sell it a bit more. At least move your damn fingers, you know, it’s like don’t just sit there like this… *i want to die* If they would have been least tried even a LITTLE bit to make it look more legit, I could give them a little bit more credit. No, no No, I couldn’t give them credit still, because what they should have done was… Oh, I don’t know, hire someone who can actually play guitar?!! Was that not an option and look, I get it… There’s not a lot of young female guitarists out there, but they are out there. Why not hire this girl? This girl can shred like nobody’s business. Actually, you know what screw it. I’ll do it myself. I’ll do it myself. I don’t even care! Commercial people can’t do anything right. sssSSS SICK OF HAVING TO FIX THEIR PROBLEMS! Give me a guitar, these people suck at commercials! (this is what they should air) (Big foot cowardly scream) You know what?
I just got a brilliant idea for a Laughing Cow commercial! Ha! How about we record somebody talking, but for the actual commercial, we’ll hire someone who can’t actually talk. Laughing Cow cheese… So creamy, so yummy, (wtf?)
so good for your nipples, So luscious, so scrumpsh, So– Fake because they can’t hire someone to accurately reenact a COMMERCIAL BIT?! D: