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[FARMINGTON RIVER, LIBERIA] There’s an island in the middle of a river, in Liberia. Deep in the jungle of West Africa. That’s said to be home to over 60 chimpanzees, all infected with contagious diseases. They were released there years ago after being used for medical research. And now they roam wild. We’ve come to…
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